Sunday, March 3, 2013

Anne Hathway @ Oscars... The economy must be worse than I thought

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Anne Hathway @ Oscars...

The economy must be worse than I thought
Hot, beautiful stars can't afford underwear!

#Nipplegate



Sunday, December 30, 2012

On New Years Eve, I want you to ...

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TheNotebook (Steph♥)
On New Years Eve, I want you to kiss me at 11:59 & not finish that kiss until 12:01.
I'd have a perfect ending and a perfect beginning.


 

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

One Guy Didn't

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Three guys were tried for crimes against humanity.
Two guys committed crimes.
One guy didn't.

Three guys were given government trials.
Two guys had fair trials.
One guy didn't.

Three guys were whipped and beaten.
Two guys had it coming.
One guy didn't.

Three guys were given crosses to carry.
Two guys earned their crosses.
One guy didn't.

Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way.
Two guys cursed and spit back.
One guy didn't.

Three guys were nailed to crosses.
Two guys deserved it.
One guy didn't.

Three guys agonized over their abandonment.
Two guys had reason to be abandoned.
One guy didn't.

Three guys talked while hanging on their crosses.
Two guys argued.
One guy didn't.

Three guys knew death was coming.
Two guys resisted.
One guy didn't.

One.
Two.
Three guys died on three crosses.

Three days later.
Two guys remained in their graves.
One guy didn't.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

TEST AND RESPONSE

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TEST AND RESPONSE

Test: In which battle did Napoleon die?
 Response: His last battle

Test: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Response: At the bottom of the page

Test: River Ravi flows in which state? Response: Liquid

Test: What is the main reason for divorce? Response: Marriage

Test: What is the main reason for failure? Response: Exams

Test: What can you never eat for breakfast? Response: Lunch and Dinner

Test: What looks like half an apple? Response: The other half

Test: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? Response: It will simply become wet

Test: How can a man go eight days without sleeping? Response: By sleeping at night.

Test: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? Response: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Test: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? Response: Very large hands

Test: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Response: No time at all, the wall is already built.

Test: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Response: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Sherlyn Chopra: I'm most comfortable when I'm nude

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Sherlyn Chopra
Starlet Sherlyn Chopra has become the first Indian who will feature on the cover of international adult magazinePlayboy, for which she shot a few days ago, posing entirely in the nude.

The photo shoot took place at the famous Playboy mansion in Los Angeles, in the presence of founder-owner Hugh Hefner. Word around Beverly Hills is that a model has to sleep with Hefner before she gets to be on the coveted cover. Sherlyn says that was hardly the case.

Sherlyn shares her Playboy experience with Ankur Pathak in an exclusive interview.

How was the entire experience at the Playboy mansion?
It was really too good to be true! The entire environment was so exciting and liberating and full of creative energies. The staff, the girls, the photo shoot team and above all the ultimate Playboy, Mr Hefner, were all very kind and affectionate.

TWITTER BUZZ: Deepak Chopra becomes butt of jokes

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Mystical guru Deepak Chopra’s attempt at enlightening people about cosmic consciousness has left twitterverse unimpressed. In fact, the self-help guru is being ridiculed on the micro-blogging site for his verbose tweets.
Chopra is famous for a string of books on spirituality and self-help such as Synchrodestiny: Harnessing the Infinite Power of Coincidence to Create Miracles and The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success: A Practical Guide to the Fulfillment of Your Dreams
By doling out spiritual gyan, he has managed to garner more than one million twitter followers and a fan following amongst Hollywood A-listers such as including Lady Gaga and Oprah Winfrey.
Recently, @deepakchopra tweeted , “The universe is a multidimensional spatio-temporal qualia experience in consciousness #CosmicConsciousness”.
The spiritualist’s previous post was also on similar lines, “Threads of memory , wisps of desire are the software of our souls that weave our destiny.”
For obvious reasons, his rather incoherent and verbose tweets have invoked Twitterati to poke fun at him.
Here’s a look at what people are saying on Twitter:
@doctoratlarge
Just when you thought that Rahul Gandhi is the biggest fraud in the Universe, Deepak Chopra tweets
@rameshsrivats
Yawn. Tell me something I don’t know. RT @DeepakChopra The universe is a multidimensional spatio-temporal qualia experience in consciousness
@thenksokbye
I want 3 of whatever Deepak Chopra has been smoking every morning.
@shuvankr
Qualia: Sardar mainey aapka Tempora kahiye hai @GabbbarSingh: Abhi Deepak Chopra Ka tweet padh! (Qualia screams in Multi-dimension)

Thursday, July 19, 2012

WISE OBSERVATION

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WISE OBSERVATION

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? 
Outlaws are wanted.Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: 
The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry ?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive

One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.

There was a man who said,
"I never knew what happiness was, until I got married
and then it was too late."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.


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