Saturday, October 29, 2011

My Halloween Costume?

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My Costume?

I'm going to cover myself in glue & roll around on the floor. Whatever items stick to me I'll wear.

I'm going as Lady Gaga

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

find a real man

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Why do women put on a fake face, have a fake tan, & have a fake personality, then bitch about not being able to find a real man?


Monday, October 24, 2011

Fun with Babysitter

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Fun: U have no children. 



Hire a babysitter, tell em the kid is asleep & not to bother him. 



Come home later, flip out & ask where ur kid is!


Couple Held Hands for 1,500 Years..and look what happened!!

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Skeleton Lovers? Couple Held Hands for 1,500 Years

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/10/22/skeleton-lovers-couple-held-hands-for-1500-years/#ixzz1bdIga1vM


skeleton lovers up close

The Nightmare Before Christmas ....

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That awkward moment when you can't decide whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie.



Sunday, October 23, 2011

The platypus custard

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Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.


If you plan to steal from people in America, 2 rules: 1) Don't be black 2) Don't be poor

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If you plan to steal from people in America, 2 rules:

1) Don't be black
2) Don't be poor

If you plan to steal from people in America, 2 rules:

1) Don't be black
2) Don't be poor

Saturday, October 22, 2011

what you did the night before

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Who here has checked their online bank statement the next morning so you can remember what you did the night before?

Friday, October 21, 2011

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone,...

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Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re panicked over who’s getting cut from the team.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tragedy of vernacular

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Girl: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you, handsome hunk. Will you marry me?

Buy: Aapne kya kaha? Hume angrezi nahi aati ... (what did you say, I don't understand English)

Girl: Barish bahut hai na Bhahiya... yehi bol rahi thi (Thank God, am not struck with a vernacular)


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

MOM ALWAYS SAID "money doesn't grow on trees..."

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MOM ALWAYS SAID "money doesn't grow on trees..." Mom money is made from paper & paper comes from trees. Therefore your argument is invalid..

Monday, October 17, 2011

Happy birthday Marshall....OOOPS sorrry... Eminem.

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Exactly 39 years ago, there was a little baby born, they named him Marshall, nobody knew he was going to be a legend. Happy birthday Eminem.


Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), better known by his stage name Eminem or his alter ego Slim Shady

New generation Good Son

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Old generation Good Son

Study very hard  get 99% in Boards
Study very hard  get into IIT  - B Tech
Study very hard  get into IIM - MBA
  
get a job and a wife




New generation Good Son

Anyhow finish school or drop out

Get a bike from MTV roadies





Get crores from Kaun Banega Crorepati



Get a wife from MTV Splitsville

 
Get a house at Bigg Boss
Get a role in some reality show
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