Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Checked the height/weight chart at my gym

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Just checked the height/weight chart at my gym...found out I'm four inches too short.


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Indian democracy at work: Terrorist kills hundreds on 26/11; result NO Action....One slap to politician... increased security and state wide bandh!!

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Indian democracy at work: Terrorist kills hundreds on 26/11; result NO Action....One slap to politician... increased security and state wide bandh!!

As politicians rightly say:
After 26/11 attacks on Mumbai, when terrorist:

aise bade bade shehron  choti choti ghatnayen hoti rehti hain
(in big city small events keep happening)


After just one slap on Mr Sharad Pawar
His security must be increased!!

WHERE is ADDITIONAL security for Mumbaikars? Where is their peace? WHY NO ACTION against Kasab and other terrorist even after 3 years??


Two Statements at 2 different incidents.  <a href='http://zarabol.rediff.com/#!26-11Tribute/5865828' class='historyNav'>#26-11Tribute</a>

Power Naps

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The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out perfectly because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.




Power Nap: But not when you are on Duty
Even though naps feels best when you ARE in Duty


26/11 tit for tat: Pakistan treats Hafiz Saeed like a state guest, says Chidambaram; India keeps Kasab like a state guest!!

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26/11 tit for tat: Pakistan treats Hafiz Saeed like a state guest, says Chidambaram; India keeps Kasab like a state guest!!

Spends over Rs 16 crore on Kasab!!

why not spend money on poor, sick and disabled?

All politician are SHAMELESS ..both sides of border!!

Pak treats Hafiz Saeed as a state guest instead of interrogating him: Chidambaram
So what should Pakistan do? Interrogate him AND keep him like guest.. as India is doing to Kasab?


WE NEED ACTION... and FAST!

 


After battling malingant yorkers, poor Yuvi is now facing a non-malignant tumour.

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After battling malingant yorkers, poor Yuvi is now facing a non-malignant tumour.


God Bless Yuvraj Singh!


May you recover soon from your ailment


 

Only in America.. inhumane Black Friday after sacrosanct Thanksgiving

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Only in America.. inhumane Black Friday after sacrosanct Thanksgiving

Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have...

   

 

West Indies snatch a draw from the jaws of a draw

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India vs West Indies: 3rd test match at Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai

Ashwin was involved in a 'Hit and don't run case'

Don't blame Ashwin for the "Last Ball". Today is 26/11. Three years down the line, we have only "Lost Balls" to show.

Ravi Shastri: "Ashwin choked at the death where Harbhajan would have seen us - I mean, erm, India - home."

All said and done, West Indies snatched a draw from the jaws of a draw

Ashwin -> Soupboy

I just finished recounting the runs, still can't find that missing one.

What drama. This is Test cricket. Can ODIs or Twenty20 cricket ever match this?

Tendulkar falls. We didn't even talk of the 100th ton this time. :(

How do you score 590 in one innings and get bowled out for 134 in the second! how!

Breaking News: Kasab to be Chief Guest for 26/11 memorial ceremony every year!!

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Breaking News: Kasab to be Chief Guest for 26/11 memorial ceremony every year!!

The Government of India has decided that terrorist Kasab will be the Chief Guest for 26/11 memorial ceremony every year!
He will pay condolences to the family he killed every year .. and they will be over joyed to see the killer alive with Government spending Rs 3-5 lakh/ day to keep him alive

Government has decided Kasab will die.... a natural death!!

Such is India's politics

HAIL Indian politicians!!!



Forbes declares list of richest terrorists, Kasab  tops the under-25 list with Rs 16 crore investment


Rs 16 Crore spent on Kasab. Nowhere near the compensation amount for the policemen who lost their lives fighting this SATAN. 


We are all victims of 26/11.That day as a country we all lost something.now we're being denied justice every day that #Kasab stays alive.


 

India moves to sweep WI 3-0 in #INDvsWI test; @ESPNcricinfo redefines probability!!

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India moves to sweep WI 3-0 in #INDvsWI test;

@ESPNcricinfo redefines probability!!

Look at the screen shots from ESPN cricinfo website (see Hawk eye feature).

The total probability of wins is greater than 100% !!! (Mathematically sum of probabilities of different outputs is equal to 100% it can not be greater or less)

Just after Sachin Tendulkar- Dravid's wicket:
Draw: 91%; India 77%; West Indies: 1% : total: 176%

After VVS Laxman and Vikrant Kholi steady the chase:
 Draw: 48%; India 91%; West Indies: 1% : total: 140%


NO WONDER cricket loving Indians are doing bad in math and probability! Cricinfo is ruining their probability skills :)

CLICK here read about Sachin's Kolaveri Di? moment




Friday, November 25, 2011

Finally 3 D computers arrive!! and why your GF/ wife don't want it..

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Finally 3 D computers arrive!! ..
and why your GF/ wife don't want it..

26/11 Mumbai terror strike: Three years after 100s dead, Kasab alive; sacked netas back in corridors of power

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 26/11 Mumbai terror strike: Three years after 100s dead, Kasab alive; sacked netas back in corridors of power



 

Payal Rohatgi tweeted: 'Am happy sharad pawar got slapped. Are u?'

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Payal Rohatgi tweeted: 'Am happy sharad pawar got slapped. Are u?'


Shirish Kunder wrote: 'India's New Superhero : SlapMan. SlapMan reveals he slapped Sharad Pawar on his cheek only to make him symmetrical. I suggest makers of I Am Singh rope in Harvinder Singh for an Item Song. Sure Shot Hit!'
 
Lata Mangeshkar strongly condemned the attack. 'Namaskar. I am terribly disturbed today to see the assault on Shri Sharad Pawar. This is just not done! I have known Shri Pawar for decades now, very well, and I am deeply shocked & distressed to see all the visuals I saw on tv today, of him being assaulted. Sharad Pawar has contributed a lot to the development & modernisation of Maharashtra for decades now and is a very senior & respected leader in the polity of India. It is sad that somebody should assault him this way. The perpetrator did not even consider Pawar sahab's age & health. I am very saddened. My family & I strongly condemn this assault on Pawar sahib,' she wrote.

Shobhaa De, on the other hand, wants more slaps. ''Kissa Thappad Ka' goes viral and beats Dhanush's Kolaveri Di. Message is the same in both - Murderous Rage!Will Pawar turn the other cheek? Is it true that the thappad -giver, Harvinder Singh, is being wooed by Bollywood for a 'Singh is King' sequel? More slaps, please, we r desis!' she tweeted.

Ranvir Shorey wrote: 'To all the MPs condemning the slap: Why this Slap-a-Worry :Da!'

Vishal Dadlani updated: 'Violence against crooked politicians isn't the solution. Right thought-process, wrong method. TAKE THE POWER BACK!!'

Shabana Azmi tweeted: 'The assault on Sharad Pawar is to be condemned in the strongest terms possible. Is there no room for sane debate left?'

Shekhar Kapur criticized the attack as well: 'Slapping Minister Pawar is no way 2 protest, attacker needs 2 b in jail, bt silly of congress 2 blame BJP for incident.'

Farhan Akhtar tweeted: 'This sort of a self-gratifying vigilante act is the result of a citizen frustrated about his troubles not being recognised. The policy makers need to wake up. It is a symptom of how rotten things can get and how desperate people have become. It was an unjustified act of aggression and so is the demonstration of loyalty being shown on the streets.'

Sachin's Kolaveri Di?

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Wankhede ground full-u full-u.. to see ur ton-u, ur century miss-u miss-u, country total sad-u. Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri KolaveriDi





why this kolaveri di Lyrics and video

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yo boys i am singing song
soup song
flop song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
rhythm correct
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
maintain this
why this kolaveri..di

distance la moon-u moon-u
moon-u color-u white-u
white background night-u nigth-u
night-u color-u black-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

white skin-u girl-u girl-u
girl-u heart-u black-u
eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
my future dark

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maama notes eduthuko
apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
sariya vaasi
super maama ready
ready 1 2 3 4

whaa wat a change over maama

ok maama now tune change-u

kaila glass
only english..

hand la glass
glass la scotch
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty life-u
girl-u come-u
life reverse gear-u
lovvu lovvu
oh my lovvu
you showed me bouv-u
cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
i want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u

this song for soup boys-u
we dont have choice-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

flop song


Meanings:

'Kolaveri Di' means murderous rage or killer rage
Soup: failure in love (love fail)
Soup Boys: Guy who has been dumped by a girl (fail in love)
Soup Song: Love Failure Song
Moonu: Moon (also refers to Number 3 in Tamil - which is name of movie)
Mama: Dude
Di: used to usually call girls in a crude way (some says its shortened form of de(ar) and boys are called ‘da’ which is shortened form of darling)
Kai: hand
Bovu: bye-bye shown by the girl resulting in failure



 

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Paes-Bhupathi to split at end of season

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Paes-Bhupathi to split at end of season

The tennis doubles pair of Leander Paes, Mahesh Bhupathi splits again!!

Can't live with each other...can't live without each other!!

Make Love, Now War... and just enjoy together no Indian Express?

Hope they come back together ans STAY together

 

Don vs Body guard!!

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Salman: Bodyguard Lovely Singh reporting Sir
Shah Rukh Khan: SRK -- Sir! Sir bahut sharif sa lagta hai! Call me Don!!


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