Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Angelina's leg still going strong on Twitter

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While Angelina Jolie

Sri Lanka Singing today - "Why this KOHLI-Veri :D "

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Sri lanka Singing today - "Why this KOHLI-Veri :D "

Spare a thought for Dilshan. Both times he has scored 160 vs India, the team has lost. Previous occasion Sehwag hit 146.

Sanath Jayasuriya (189 & 151*) and now Dilshan (160 & 160*) are the only two batsmen in ODIs to record two scores of 150+ against India.

Good Night Lasith Malinga. Virat Kohli Dreams. #IndvsSL #Kohli

Breaking News: Nation agrees to blame India’s previous losses on Ravi Shastri

Dhoni: Next 5 days, we'll do a couple of days of shopping. We can't really do anything else now

Dear Virat Kohli, Were you playing that for real, or you just played in my xBox. Sincerely Malinga.

History books will read, * Jub Jub Bharat mein Hockey ne upar ane ki Koshish ki, Tub Tub Cricket ne use daba diya * ... !!!

Simple. Raina ahead of dhoni because dhoni can only finish games in the 50th over.

When you move past the 'Have I made it large' phase, you'll have to ask yourself - 'Have I made it Virat?' #Kohli

WORLD RECORD ALERT: Malinga's 1-96 off 7.4 the most expensive analysis of 5 overs or more in ODI history

Virat Kohli's wagon wheel was like Lasith Malinga's hairdo. All over the place.

In the game at the Wanderers, Mick Lewis' figures were 0/113 off 10 (11.30 rpo). Malinga's figures tonight were 1/96 off 7.4. (12.53 rpo)

Supreme court Verdict- Ravi shastri to be imprisoned in a Lift for lifetime...

All jokes aside, do spare a thought for those poor souls who were trapped in an elevator with Ravi Shastri.


Apart from Kohli, Credit should also go to Tasmania Electricity Board for getting Ravi Shastri stuck in the Lift ~ Good Omen!

Friday, February 24, 2012

Right to Sleep means ...

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Supreme Court declares it a fundamental Right to Sleep, but it is yet to be clarified Right to Sleep with whom ??

Bollywood Strugglers in and arnd Lokhandwala rejoice after getting the 'Right to sleep (around)'

Deve Gowda would be very happy to hear about this Right to Sleep, no? As and when he wakes up and finds out about it.

Breaking: More than 50 ppl were arrested from diff part of India while breaking Right to sleep of gov officer in their offices!

Ahem. Fundamental Right to sleep. The entire Army's Fundamental Rights infringed from date of enrolment till discharge this means :)

And remember, Right to Sleep means Right to *Sleep* okay. Not the right to sleep with whomever you want.

Right to Sleep is a fundamental right. Wow...now, can we please work according to our biological clock and not stick to 9-5?! Thanks :)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Ram Jethmalani, Chidambaram , Home Ministry, Black Money.... What a mix?

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Ah, I get it. So the Home Ministry is here to control what people do in their homes.

India would be better off with a Homeless Ministry than a Home Ministry.


"Move over Batman, Gandhi's Talisman is the new Superhero" ~Home ministry

I want to know who has given power to this stupid Home Minister (Chidambaram), he is an enemy of constitution:Ram Jethmalani

Friend, father & philosopher of Black money is Chidambaram' says Ram Jethmalani

Ram Jethmalani tells Arnab "I won't be cross examined by you" and walks out of show." Again

Chidambaram responsible for Ramlila crackdown, says Ram Jethmalani

Ram Jethmalani charge minimum 25lacs per hearing and Ramdev is paying him. Still Ramdev talks about black money. Ek se badhkar ek chor.

Ram Jethmalani openly named RajivG and RahulG as recipients of illegal moneys Didn't he?

Ram Jethmalani: Ashamed to say Mr Rajiv Gandhi's name figured in the 14 names listed by the Swiss banks (for holding black money)

very Indian family will get 2.5 lakhs if black money stolen by "dacoits" comes back. - Ram Jethmalani

Take a Bow!! #RowlingReturns ... JK Rowling's new book ...

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Anybody who responds with 'Are you Sirius?' about JK Rowling's new book is getting Avada Kedavraed. #RowlingReturns

I bet so many people are going to read JK Rowling's new book and then compare it to Harry Potter. Just don't.

HAL:: I am annoyed JK Rowling's new book will be published in English. They never release new literature in C++ anymore.

I like that without so much as a) a title b) a synopsis or c) a release date, @jk_rowling's new book is already the Internet's favorite book

"My next book will be very different from the Harry Potter series" - J.K. Rowling

Does JK Rowling's new novel become the most-anticipated book of all-time? It's like god announcing a follow-up to the Bible.


JK Rowling's new book to be about a struggling contemporary lower-middle-class British couple and the horrible child under their stairs.

Poonam Pandey, in Bikini... NOT again!!!

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 #PoonamPandeyInBikini is like having a loaded pistol on a coffee table - There's nothng wrong wid dem, but it's hard to stop thnkng abt it


whats worse than #PoonamPandeyinBikini , people instead praising that deep neck praising her necklace

#PoonamPandeyinBikini - I hope it's a three piece bikini: with a top, a bottom and a blindfold for us.

#PoonamPandeyinBikini this is trending on top in India, Did she posted her pic removing the bikini also or what?

Many people wants to marry poonam pandey. Not bcoz she is hot. It is just that she is less expensive on her clothes #poonampandeyinbikini

Arnab Goswami to Home Ministry why don’t you pickup #PoonamPandeyinBikini rather than Baba Ramdev from Ramlil

Baba Ramdev arrested for impersonating #PoonamPandeyinBikini ..when asked why..he said he needed a new look to 'Attract' more devotees!

#PoonamPandeyinBikini is only recommended if you haven't had a girl for 20 years and both your fists are injured.

#PoonamPandeyInBikini is like Mastercard! There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard

#PoonamPandeyinBikini is a like a girl with outfit of Sonam Kapoor and I.Q of Rakhi Sawant! :P

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Saif Ali Khan film #AgentVinod will be renamed as #IqbalVinod ?

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Saif ali khan beats up a guy named iqbal sharma in Wasabi restaurant in taj yesterday night who asked 'Is kareena your Daughter'

so is this saif ali khan's first solo hit? #justsaying

So, 'Padmashree' Saif Ali Khan gets drunk and hits a senior citizen ... He should get 'Gundashree' award now

Saif Ali Khan assaults man at restaurant; may go to jail. What are the odds that this is a stunt to promote his next movie?

Punches guy in face at 5 star hotel. Releases new movie trailer next day. Publicity doesn't come any cheaper for Saif Ali Khan.

Saif Ali Khan punched a man on his nose, which swelled up on impact. The man is now called Soha Ali Khan.

Saif Ali Khan film #AgentVinod will be renamed as #IqbalVinod. Now Iqbal sharma will be in guest appearance in his film.

Saif Ali Khan granted bail worth RS. 3000!

Why Vijay Mallya approached Bappi Lahiri to save Kingfisher Airlines

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Flash: Vijay Mallya approaches Bappi Lahiri for Manappuram Gold loan.


"Don't judge me by the cancellation of my flights. You see my calendars are always on time." - Vijay Mallya.


Vijay Mallya jack of all trades, master of one. #liquor


Sources reveal that Vijay Mallya is feeling more loanly than ever before


Breaking News: Vijay Mallya asks banks to provide him “wine loan” on lines of gold loan


Dear Vijay Mallya, Why Cancel a flight, when you 'Can sell' the Airline.


Vijay Mallya to CNN IBN: I am not a Bollywood star. Like to believe I am someone doing a hard day's work.


Naresh GOyaL and Vijay MALlya decide to merge and name the airlines as GOLMAL

BEST PICK UP LINE

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BEST PICK UP LINE: You give me $30, I'll drink until you're good looking, then I'll consider taking you home.

PICK UP LINE- Did you know There is 206 bones in the human body ...Want 1 more?

Pick up line - I'm no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Chris Brown delivers shocking pick-up line to woman: ‘I promise I won't beat you!


PICK UP LINE: I can see my unborn children in your eyes.

How would a CPAC pick up line go? "So hey girl, you like...wanna wait until marriage?"

O Im use a pick up line tonight and it goes like this " your dad must be a terrorist because your the bomb"

Monday, February 20, 2012

Kapil Dev is the Digvijay singh of Indian cricket.

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Sachin's shoe-shiner: How dare Kapil Dev ask Sachin sir to hang his boots.

Kapil Dev says Sachin Tendulkar should retire from cricket. I think Kapil Dev should retire from speaking.

The BCCI has taken many ICL players back into the fold. Time they extended that generosity to Kapil Dev.

Kapil Dev is the right person to tell Sachin to retire. He himself stuck around after his due-date for 3 years.

Kapil Dev must quit all Forms of Reminding us how passionately his Team won in 1984.

Kapil Dev seriously shldn't be commenting on who shld be retiring when knowing well how his prolonged retirement screwed up Srinath's career

Kapil Dev is the Digvijay singh of Indian cricket.

Kapil Dev's mammoth cricket career spanned almost five editions of Rapidex English Speaking Course.

Kapil wants Sachin to retire immediately

Kapil Dev played for 11 years after 1983 WC triumph. Wants Sachin to stop playing 11 months after WC2011 triumph

Kapil Dev should announce his retirement with retrospect effect immediately after the 1983 World Cup" - Tendutards

Why US builds so many jails

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4% of all the people in the world are US citizens, 25% of all the prisoners in the world are US citizens



Sunday, February 19, 2012

Thanks for the 1,090,739 words ...

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1,090,739 words. 3363 pages. 199 chapters 17 hours & 13 minutes. 8 movies. 7 books. 1 legend. Thank you J.K Rowling.


Harry Potter!! series of books and movies



Mardi Gras ...But nothing I can't show Mama, please ;)

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If you're celebrating Mardi Gras this weekend, take a picture and post it in this blog! But nothing I can't show Mama, please.

MARDI GRAS!!!!! Thanks for the memories...And the beads...

Oh, it's Mardi Gras Time, ime, ime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What The Day After Mardi Gras Looks Like


Rain, Sleet, or Snow MARDI GRAS will always be a SUCCESS

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Helicopter safe, Amar Singh injured. Such is life

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Helicopter safe, Amar Singh injured. Such is life


Good news > Amar Singh jumps out of helicopter. Bad News > Helicopter was on the ground

Amar Singh jumped off a helicopter that was making emergency landing. No, this is not about Samajwadi Party.

1st Nitin Gadkari n now Amar Singh...it seems its truly a "fall" winter season goin on now

And it took them 10 long years to cut-paste Narendra Modi's speeches to create a CD?? they should have asked Amar Singh, the veteran.

Amar Singh won't shave-off his beard till he destroys SP in UP & RahulG won't shave-off his beard since he destroys Congress in UP. ;'(
ANI:
Chopper made an emergency landing near Hamirpur, before chopper could land Amar Singh opened the door and fell: Eyewitness account

Ekk Deewana Tha film breaks the record ...

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Fake news:
Ekk Deewana Tha film breaks the record of #KRK film #Deshdrohi on opening Day & joins 100 Rs league.

Rahul Baskaran
Ekk Deewana Tha was so bad that the only fun part was the ride to and from the theater.

Hearing below avg. reports abt Hindi remake of #VTV - "Ekk Deewana Tha". May be dubbed version of the original wud hv worked better!


Ekk Deewana Tha movie tickets are sold in Black. Only Difference you don't need to pay but they give you money to watch that film


First Mausam, then Rockstar, and now #EkkDeewanaTha. This is the season for failed epic love stories

Friday, February 17, 2012

Why I love Dow Chemicals and London Olympics 2012

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Why I love Dow Chemicals and London Olympics 2012
--- : Exposes double standards of the developed countries


Tushar A. Gandhi
I wonder if Bhopal Gas Tragedy had happened in Kent would they have still allowed Dow Chemicals to sponsor London Olympics?

Amnesty International has attacked the International Olympic Committee for rejecting to terminate Dow Chemicals

Sanghvi -India can rescue London Olympics turning into Shame Olympics. Lashes out at organizers & sponsor Dow Chemicals

Rogge hails Dow role in Olympic movement: Rogge has rejected India's calls to terminate Dow Chemicals' sponsorship

Dow Chemical, responsible for the Bhopal gas tragedy, is shamelessly sponsoring the Paralympics




Year: 1984
Photographer: Pablo Bartholomew
Image: A child killed by the poisonous gas leak in the Union Carbide chemical plant disaster in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh.

Union Carbide is now Dow Chemicals - official sponsors of London Olympics 2012

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Sherlyn Chopra goes beyond Poonam Pandey

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Sherlyn Chopra has done a new photo shoot this one is inspired by the Jism2 poster. DE-Erection!

Check out [v]hat Sherlyn Chopra is giving out on her birthday which coincidentally is Valentine's Day! 

Sherlyn Chopra ka budday hum kal bhul gaye ... how ... howwww ... howwwwwww ??? so ab becoz we are very sorry.



Noyon Jyoti Parasara @noyonjparasara
these karnataka politicians who were watching porn at work could putsherlyn chopra and sunny leone to shame :-P




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Sherlyn says “I’m glad to be a part of the era which has witnessed a huge revolution in the role and contribution of women at large.Be it politics,cinema,sports,business or any other arena,women across the globe including India are in great form mentally,physically and consciously to undertake greater responsibilities and tougher challenges that are often encountered on paths less travelled.

Having turned into an entrepreneur from having been a pin-up girl feels quite over-whelming.This rapid

metamorphosis in my case would not have been possible had the mindsets of the majority of the people in the Hindi film industry continued to be goverened by prejudices.

I look upto entrepreneurs who command respect and attention for daring to think out of the box and act accordingly.They do not have a herd mentality.What they have is unadulterated creativity which is set on fire by courage.

Films such as The Dirty Picture,vErin Brokovich,vNo One Killed Jessica,The Black Swan are proof of the fact that great stories are not gender-biased.For a narrative to be appealing to larger audiences,it does not have to have a ‘Hero’.Content is the king.And this is what intelligent producers such as Ekta Kapoor thoroughly understand.

Unconventionality is no longer a taboo.It is being applauded and celebrated by both the classes and the masses.The pulse of the youth is racing towards liberalization.And I’m truly loving it.”

When asked for what and when did you do this much talked about shoot?

Says Sherlyn: The shoot had taken place earlier this month.It was held to create some imagery content for a make-over of my and my gift to my fans, on my birthday.
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