Monday, March 26, 2012


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*A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?'*

*She calls on little Ralphy.*

*He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'*

*The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'

*Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.*

*There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:*

*One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.*

*The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.*

*The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.*

*Which one is married?'*

*The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'*

*To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'*

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