Thursday, March 29, 2012
Why the soldier's stopped clapping?
*The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory.
*To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby
She came, danced and when the first dance was done, **the soldiers went mad.
*They clapped for 5 minutes.*
For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G String.
This time the applause went for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and
The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand
For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked.
The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down.
But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this
She replied with a wicked smile, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys
to clap with one hand?"*