Monday, April 30, 2012

Lata’s advice for Sachin Tendulkar: I attended ONLY 6 sessions in 6 yrs at Rajya Sabha!

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Even as two of her favourite people - Rekha and Sachin Tendulkar - prepare to face the Rajya Sabha, Lata Mangeshkar has a word of advice for the latter, thanks to her not-so-pleasant experience in the past.

"My tenure in the Rajya Sabha was anything but happy. In fact, I pleaded with those who urged me into it to let me off," she revealed recently. Mangeshkar thinks Tendulkar should have a game-plan for politics. "I'm sure Sachin knows what he's doing. And if all fails he can show some good batting moves to his fellow-parliamentarians!"

Monday, April 23, 2012

Smart ass answers

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Smart Answers =D

1-Principal : Are u chewing
Student : No i m human

2-Wife :we are having
mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is
well cooked :P

3-Father :shameful results!
Do u always get such low
Son : No, only when i give

4-Guest :Will these stairs
take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as
well ;)

5-Girl : I have changed my
Boy :Thank God! Does the
new one
work ?:P :D

Sunday, April 22, 2012

excellent play on words...enjoy

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A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.


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1. The Doctor - who tells her "Take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her "Open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "Do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "Once it's inside, you'll
LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "If you take it out too soon, you'll
lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still!"

Saturday, April 21, 2012

waiting for the last bal?

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MSD: Can you stop my hair loss? | Dr. Batra: But you've only 1 hair left. Why didn't you come earlier? | MSD: I was waiting for the last bal

MSD (to his teammates)- Go to Bangalore, I'll come on foot. They ask- But we've a match on 25th. Dhoni- I'll reach there before you.

Captain Cool MSD should better try for Olympics India might win a Gold medal. None in world cricket right now can..

its so nice to see MSD patting young Binny's Back after RR lose, Binny was all lost in tears i guess

So Rajasthan lose but my admiration for Dravid just grows after watching him console Binny

Sourav Ganguly is the ace up Dada's sleeve ?

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could it be that Sourav Ganguly is the ace up Dada's sleeve in this match?

Sourav Ganguly edging at a SR of 129.41. Incredible.

After facing 98 balls Sourav Ganguly hit his first six in IPL5

When Sourav Ganguly takes off for a run, it seems like there's a lot more than 22 yards to cover.

Searching for Excuses to break up? here are some #WorstBreakUpExcuses

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It's not you, it's me....

"We're better off as just friends..."

Girls: If you have a good boyfriend, don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made

I need to focus on myself, we should take a break.

 I love you but I'm too stressed.

I'm just not ready for a relationship yet

 I'm going through some things and I don't want to hold you back...

"You deserve better"

 “I just don’t feel that there is enough room in your life for me and Harry Potter”

"You're not the same person i saw on your Facebook's default pic!"

Tit for Tat

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*The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another
city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy,
guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy
came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got
into your bed and then daddy got on top of her..."*

*Sonny's mother held up her hand. **"Not another word. Wait till your
father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just
told me."*

*The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said, "I'm
leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you."*

*"But why--" asked the startled father. "*

*Go ahead, Sonny. **Tell daddy just what you told me."*

*"Well," Sonny said,"I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came
upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed
and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle
John when daddy was away last summer.* 

Thursday, April 19, 2012

~*~*~ I Tried to Tell You ~*~*~

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I tried to tell you I love you
but the words were hard to find.
I'm always thinking about you
you're the only one on my mind.
Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face
I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place. There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no.You wanted me to hold you but I
kept letting you go.I'm afraid that I am not the guy
you've searched for all these years.I will kindly leave now don't you cry
try to hold back your tears.
It's been so long I haven't seen you
for quite a while
When I think of how we me met it only
brings back your smile.I remember when I held you then and
told you we'd never partI loved you then I love you now and
I'll hold you in my heart. 

Q. What is Abhishek Manu Singhvi's FAV Position Now ?

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Q. What is Abhishek Manu Singhvi's FAV Position Now ? Ans. None. The Party has stripped him of 'All His Positions'

I have always considered Abhishek Manu Singhvi to be an excellent pokesperson.

ND Tiwari can die peacefully now. He found a worthy successor in Abhishek Manu Singhvi

Now playing at midnight in India: "Abhishek Manu Singhvi Hide and Seek Contest", with Kapil Sibal as Donald Duck and Twitter as Mickey Mouse

Why Nityananda's tape was aired but not Abhishek Manu Singhvi's? Because this comes under, Rajiv Gandhi Ashleelata Chupao Yojna :)

Abhishek Manu Singhvi says he heard about CD from some "political leaders". Yet, says the CD is "forged, concocted, morphed and fabricated.

Abhishek Manu Singhvi now must be dreading 2 Persons - His Wife and Arnab Goswami

Dear Media, can you at least confirm whether it was a man or woman with Abhishek Manu Singhvi? No that it matters ..

Abhishek Manu Singhvi used to appear on TV debates without his pant. It all makes sense now

Parallels cant be drawn between case of Abhishek Manu Singhvi and of Guj MLAs. There's proof against AMS while the latter was a false story.

Sources: Abhishek Manu Singhvi likely to be removed from the position of spokesperson Congress; he is not briefing media.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

No JOKE: Gayle breaks girl's nose after hitting six, meets her

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West Indies batsman Chris Gayle Wednesday visited a female spectator who suffered a broken nose after being hit by one of his sixes as she watched from the stands at an Indian Premier League match.

The Royal Challengers Bangalore opener smashed eight sixes, including five in a row off leg-spinner Rahul Sharma, during an explosive innings that helped his team beat the Pune Warriors on Tuesday evening.
Gayle said on Twitter that after learning one of his strikes had hit the fan, named only as Tia, and broken her nose he decided to go and visit her.
"Her 1st word to me is to Chill, She's fine!" he wrote.
The left-handed opener, who was named man of the match, cracked a 48-ball 81 in a magnificent display of power-hitting to help Bangalore surpass Pune's challenging total of 182 with six wickets to spare in a last-ball finish.
The 76-match tournament has nine teams playing each other on a home-and-away basis before the top four sides qualify for the play-offs. The final will be played on May 27.
Pune now have six points and Bangalore four after five matches.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Exam questions- and answers

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* (I would have given him 100%)*****

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?****

** his last battle*****

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?****

** at the bottom of the page*****

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?****

** liquid*****

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?****

** marriage*****

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?****

** exams*****

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?****

** Lunch & dinner*****

Q7. What looks like half an apple?****

* *The other half*****

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?****

** It will simply become wet*****

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?****

* *No problem, he sleeps at night.*****

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?****

* *You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..*****

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?****

* *Very large hands*****

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?****

** No time at all, the wall is already built.*****

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?****

* *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.*****


Monday, April 16, 2012

Gold Mine

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A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. 
Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold.
The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.
When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away and his wife was alone at home.. 
The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs. Brown. 
Reporter: Does Mr. Brown Live here?
Mrs. Brown: Oh! Yes. 
Reporter: Is he in?
Mrs. Brown: Why no, he went somewhere. 
Reporter: Is it true that he owns a twelve pound nugget of gold?  Mrs.
Brown: (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed. 
Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs. Brown: I am afraid, not because Mr. Brown! Objects in as much as it is strictly private. 
Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs. Brown: No, it is quite near and convenient. 
Reporter: How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole?
Mrs. Brown: Just for about ten months. 
Reporter: Is the hole deep?
Mrs. Brown: Quite so... 
Reporter: Has Mr.. Brown reached the bottom of it?
Mrs. Brown: Not yet, but he is coming near... 
Reporter: At about what time does Mr. Brown starts digging?
Mrs. Brown: Oh, he does his digging mostly at night. 
Reporter: Does he work hard on it?
Mrs. Brown: You bet......... ..and how he perspires. 
Reporter: Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?
Mrs. Brown: He thought he was... 
Reporter: How do you know there was someone ahead! of him?
Mrs. Brown: I am in a good position to say so, because I own the place. 
Reporter: Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr. Brown?
Mrs. Brown: No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent. 
Reporter: Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works on the claim?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, I work under him... 
Reporter: When do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?
Mrs. Brown: I think not because he enjoys working on it. 
Reporter: Can I see the twelve pound nugget of gold?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve pound baby boy). 
The reporter had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance.  

What is the similarity between Mumbai Indians and Indian Government?

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What is the similarity between Mumbai Indians and Indian Government? Both have a Sardar captain but the team is run by a woman!!

The auto strike has left an impact on Mumbai Indians run rate.

Mumbai Indians will lose this game just to maintain the law of averages.

Mumbai Indians start playing like the Indian Cricket Team when there's no Sachin Tendulkar in their side. #IPL

Test Cricket at its best by Mumbai Indians.

Unofficial MI excuse for no Malinga - " Sachin had invited Lasith for dinner to watch some ipl on tv" #ipl

Sunday, April 15, 2012

talking to God.

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A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy : "teacher are you sleeping in class?"

Teacher : "No I am not sleeping in class."

Little boy : "What were you doing sir ?"

Teacher : " I was talking to God."
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher
walksup to him.

Teacher : "young man, you are sleeping in my class."

Little boy : "No not me sir, I am not sleeping."

Angry teacher: "What were you doing."

Little boy : "I was talking to God."

Angry teacher: "What did he say."

Little boy : "God said he never spoke to you yesterday." :

Why US embassy in Kabul bombed?

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Firing and explosion near US embassy in Kabul. This SRK detention issue is getting out of hand.

Detaining SRK is not an reflects the disdain and disregard towards the rest of the world by the US authorities!!

SRK may have been detained because of his surname: Lata

Indian freed after 18 years of slavery in Saudi. Never mind. Carry on about 2 hours of detention SRK had to go through.

Ra.One on Sirasa TV in Sri Lanka : It's showing on TV now : First Time in Sri Lanka :)

SRK has two sequels to his credit now. Don 1 and Don 2. Detention 1 and Detention 2."

SRK could actually have been a good actor if he wasn't so busy being a phony

Remember, SRK wore mask and looked totally like Hrithik Roshan in Don2, US authorities wanted to confirm there was no mask.

I don't have a problem with the US detaining SRK.I have a problem with them releasing him! Ab vapas aake humara head khayega

Thank god KKR cheergirls are in improved clothing!My mom is convinced SRK was detained in NY in connection with the last batch of uniforms;)

Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road?

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Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road? To see if the chicken was making fun of her. #arrestmenow

Azhar Mahmood got visa but can't travel to Kolkata to join KXIP. Don't know when did he crack a joke on Mamata Banerjee.

Mamata Banerjee: You become the joke, when you lose the ability to laugh at yourself.

Mamata Banerjee is not coming to Delhi tomorrow. We are safe.

Cannot remember a single party or leader that has suffered as spectacular a collapse in public opinion as fascist moron Mamata Banerjee has.

Mamata banerjee shd learn a lesson from political leaders in Kerala! Almost every channel has comic programmes that show no mercy on them

Viral on the web: 'Only Rajinikant can fix Mamata Banerjee

if mamata banerjee doesn't want cartoons of her circulating, maybe she needs to stop behaving like one or get out of public life

If Mamata Banerjee does not want cartoons of hers circulating, perhaps she should arrest all photographers too.

Am surprised Mamata Banerjee and Derek O'Brien haven't blamed '34 years of Left rule' for those tremors yet.

'UP to sell all Mayawati’s statutes to WB after modifying them into Mamata’s

Friday, April 13, 2012

Nirmal Baba is a Masters in God Business

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I have no problem with Nirmal Baba show on TV. The only regret I have is he's replaced a talented guy like Raju Srivastav!

'Shakti' battery is currently down! :D RT @irajdeep: "I'm sorry 'Nirmal Baba' is currently out of service" ?!?

Breaking Soon - The Date Of Next Samagam; Third Eye Of Nirmal Baba a.k.a Nirmal BabaJi Maharaj, Live Telecast From 'Tihar' Premises: FIU !!!

IIM should start a Masters in God Business and produce thousands of entrepreneurs like Nirmal Baba

Nirmal Baba. Healing over telephone. Stealing 10% of devotees' salary. Making a killing. Perfect CV for a godman

Let's mock/bash one Nirmal Baba.. All "seculars" out in droves. Let's examine Karnataka Rs.2 lakh crore #WakfScam . Sorry.. in rat holes:)

How many of you have seen those funny sounding dramatizing evangelists on Zee, Star in the mornings. Why not go after them like Nirmal Baba?

Nirmal Baba = A brain balm

Has Nirmal Baba learnt nothing? Why is he keeping all his money in Indian Banks? Should have used Swiss banks no? Duffer

If SRK doesn't want to be detained again, he should eat samosa with Karan Johar at 3 in the morning: Nirmal Baba

8 AM: Seek Nirmal Baba 's blessings. 10 AM: Support Anna's fast. 7 PM: Apply Sandhisudha. 9 PM: Call MMS a chor. #India

Nirmal Baba, Asaram, Ramdev under media scrutiny? Fine, but why never ever evangelists like Dhinakaran and many others under any scrutiny?

Normal Baba, follower of Nirmal Baba, raises second round of investment

Even IPad n IPhone are with Nirmal baba. Whenever I type Nirmal,IPhone self changes to Normal. Steve I know ur success now.Nirmal is normal.

Nirmal Baba is a symbol of our Democracy! If Baba can succeed in fooling millions of gullible people --so do our politicians!

SRK Detained At Kolkata airport !!!

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If KKR ends up at the bottom of #IPL points table, #SRK will be detained at Kolkata airport too.

of all Mahesh Bhatt comes in defense of SRK?LOL!! No doubt SRK guy need to be frisked.

Remember, SRK wore mask and looked totally like Hrithik Roshan in Don2, US authorities wanted to confirm there was no mask.

I don't have a problem with the US detaining SRK.I have a problem with them releasing him! Ab vapas aake humara head khayega

Thank god KKR cheergirls are in improved clothing!My mom is convinced SRK was detained in NY in connection with the last batch of uniforms;)

SRK is more pissed-off for the fact that he has no film releasing soon and the publicity he got for detention is going waste.

SRK is the new Robert Vadra.

SRK was carrying undisclosed amount of heroines with himself.

US officials - "Tell us about Ra.One." #SRK "Hhhhheeyyyy! It bombed." "BOMB??!!"

Q. Whatz the Plural of Shah Rukh Khan? Ans. ICICI Bank. Bcoz, SRK: Main Hoon Na. and ICICI Bank: Hum Hain Na.

Aamir = I Phone (class apart) Salman = Black Berry (most popular) SRK = Nokia (user friendly.. once leader)..

Priyanka chopra will be seen in cheergirls for #SRK & #KKR in #IPL. Now lady named Gauri khan to cheer for #RR

Rahul discovers his Brahmin roots?

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Cattle from India in US is called in "Brahmin Herd". Buddhu is "Brahmin Nerd".

As I was speculating - Congress has no choice but to back to nationalist, upper caste roots. thats its loyal voters.

Rahul Gandhi ji is asking me what should he wear during #zardari meeting. I want to tell him 'intelligence', but I'll say 'kurta-paijama'

Rahul Gandhi had free food at a Dalit home. And soon, a Dalit woman lost her Chief Minister post.

Breaking News: Bilawal Bhutto to undertake summer internship in Congress under Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi spills water. Manmohan Singh suddenly stands up.

Alien hota to bhi wo GS hota! (ANd how is he brahmin?) | I’m a Brahmin & Congress’s general secretary: Rahul Gandhi |

BTW how is Rahul Gandhi a Bramhin? Am I missing something? His mother is Christian and his dad a Parsee.

Now that Rahul has said he's a brahmin, don't be surprised if Barkha and Rajdeep discover the brahmin in themselves too! Girgits all !!

So Rahul Gandhi says he's brahmin! Err.. wasn't his paternal grandpa a Parsi? Or can we choose castes now? If so, I'm OBC, want reservation!


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Dr.Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds
visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol.

As luck would have it, a petrol station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol.

The attendant told her that the only petrol can he owned had been taken by
somebody, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the Doctor was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in the car that she could fill with petrol and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with
petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two men watched from across
the street.

*One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm converting my
car too."*

Thursday, April 12, 2012

condom brand name?

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I want to start a condom factory,
can u suggest a brand name??

name the condom "dipper" 
it will get free publicity on trucks 
"use dipper at night"... 

Wednesday, April 11, 2012


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A Married Lawyer having fun in his car, with his secretary.
On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it
apart screaming "honey what is this ??"
He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case,
worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you
wanted !!"
She quickly fell on her knees apologising.

*No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!* 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Twiteratti and Google wishes Ayesha Takia Happy Birthday?

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Some of you cracking lewd jokes about Ayesha Takia are the same people who outrage over molestation stories. Double standards much?
Oh boy I am so proud of myself for successfully resisting my natural instinct to insult Ayesha Takia on her Budday.
C'mon friends, get over these ayesha takia jokes. Give her a break coz nobody else is giving her a break these days!
Ayesha Takia has never refused to show her navel, despite not having seen it herself, ever.
"OMG. Kingfisher Airlines didn't wish me today. So rude. Is this how you treat a woman. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah."- Ayesha Takia
Guys please stop making Ayesha Takia jokes.It's really tasteless.Imagine how Ram Kapoor is feeling right now.
Has anyone asked Ayesha Takia what she feels when the nation walks the talk about her profound bosoms?
No. I'm not going to make a Knock Knock joke featuring Ayesha Takia. I'm not indecent, like that.
Ayesha Takia will always have a flat tummy because nothing grows under the shade..
If Ayesha Takia goes to Delhi ... She will need 2 Dupattas .
If Titanic had Ayesha Takia instead of Kate Winslet, the re-release would have been Titanic 36DD

Bollywood actor Ayesha Takia, who turns 26 today, is trending heavily on Twitter. It all started with birthday wishes for the actor but soon turned into a volley of jokes on her assets.

Ayesha Takia's film career started with Taarzan: The Wonder Car for which she won the Filmfare Best Debut Award (2004). Takia was highly acclaimed for her performance as a young widow in Dor (2006). She received commercial success with Wanted (2009).

This is the second time that she has become a talking point on the micro blogging website. Remember the spat with Mallya junior. That was about defending her little sister from inhospitality shown to her on a Kingfisher flight. But the current thunder belongs to none other than Ayesha Takia herself.
Birthday girl  tweeted:Ayesha Takia Azmi (@Ayeshatakia): Much love 2 all those of u who r so genuine,kind n sweet 2 me,with ur non stop love and wishes!god bless u!?

Ayesha Takia Azmic (@Ayeshatakia): "And much forgiveness 2 the shady lot of ppl,coz even though I don't know u exist u hav spent ur whole day talkin about me.god bless.thanx."

Ayesha Takia Azmi (@Ayeshatakia): "Awww thank u 4 makin me n my birthday a Trending topic worldwide 2day!!ur r the bestestttt!muaaah (sic)."

Ayesha Takia Azmi (@Ayeshatakia): "Giving myself the gift of eating whatever food I want without guilt or contemplation,and hav chai with sugar!!!!!!.back 2 diet from tmro (sic)."

Ayesha Takia Azmi (@Ayeshatakia): "Much love rite back at u my twitfam..god bless u all!"

Ayesha Takia Azmi (@Ayeshatakia): "I am truly thankful 2 all of u 4 the loveliest birthday wishes,all the love, kind words and compliments!ul hav surely made this day special!"

Fun poked at Ayesha Takia on Twitter:
Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone): "Ayesha Takia bending will be more interesting than Ayesha Takia trending."

Ankit Das (@BadBolaDas): "Ayesha Takia 's Birthday today. Short men who get to Hug her today ...will get the best return gift ever."

Khandelwal Tathagat (@WhatsTheGoal): "Videocon should ask ayesha takia instead of srk for the tv they sell with punch line bada hai to behatar hai."

N Karkhanis (@carkhanis): "India's Finance Ministry should ask for Ayesha Takia's help for DOUBLE digit growth!!!!"

WordOfTheFree (@WordOfTheFree): "What is Ayesha Takia's favourite cartoon? Booby booby doo!"

SS Sodhi (@SimpooSir): "Ayesha Takia did come to our school az a subztitute for Zolly madam. Blackboard par likne zaati toh sab automatically mit zaata tha(sic)."

Some fans stood by her:Ushy Mohan Das (@UshyMohanDas): "why is everyone after Ayesha Takia's assets?"

Aarthi Madadi (@FilmLoverAarthi): "These tweets about Ayesha Takia are so degrading! Way to ruin someone's birthday! (starts yelling profanities)"

That Gujarati Boy (@_SilLy_BoY_): "Abe Ayesha Takia ki shaadi ho gai he , chod do ab usko ! huh."
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