Monday, April 2, 2012
For a Smile..
Husband : Today is a fine day.
Annoyed wife : Wh do you keep saying 'Today is a fine day' every day?
Husband : You had said it once, "One fine day, I'll leave this house"
Customer asked to the shopkeeper:
“What do you have for graying hair?”
The Shopkeeper replied: "Highest respect Sir.”
Please give me strength to pay my Income Tax, GST, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Customs Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, Property Tax, StampDuty, Water Tax, Professional Tax, Road Tax, STT, Education Cess, Wealth Tax, TOT, Capital Gain Tax, Congestion Levy etc etc etc.
And don't forgetHafta, Donations, Bribes, Chanda etc.
If I have some money left after that I will do business.
Sardar : Wo jo Table pe Admi betha h Usse hmari Dushmni hai
Frnd : Table pe to 4 Admi hai
Srdr : Wo jis ki Moochhein hai
Frnd : Moochein to Sab ki hai
Srdr : Wo jis k Safaid kapde hai
Frnd : Wo to Sab ke hai ,
Sardar ne Gusse me Pistol Nikali aur 3 Admion ko Mar kar bola...
Wo jo Reh Geya hai wo Hamara Dushman hai.