Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

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1) BRAIN TUMOR: 
Doctor: I regret to tell you that 
you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bea n: Yesss!!! 
(jumps in joy) 
Doctor: Did you understand what 
I just told you? 
Mr. Bea n: Yes of course, do you 
think I'm dumb? 
Doctor: Then why are you 
so happy?
Mr. Bea n: Because that proves 
that I have a brain! 

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: 
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bea n: 9 
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bea n: Are you trying to fool me, 
you've just twisted the figure, 
the answer is 6!! 

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: 
Mr. Bea n: I'd like some vitamins 
for my grandson. 
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bea n: Any will do, my grandson 
doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: 
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bea n: I know your PIN no., 
hee, hee. 
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. 
if you saw it? 
Mr. Bea n: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage: 
Friend: How many women do you 
believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bea n: 16 
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bea n: Because the priest says 4 richer, 
4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. 

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed 
from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bea n: What do you mean ok, 
I thought it's a horror film. 
I didn't see any picture. 
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bea n: Head Cleaner. 
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bea n:(crying) the doctor called, 
Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bea n cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bea n: my sister just called, 
her mom died too! 

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: 
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. 
I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs 
because of a power failure.
Mr. Bea n: That's alright, me too..
I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bea n's Son: Dad, what is the 
spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bea n: Make it three c to be sure!  

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