Tuesday, May 1, 2012

LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGOT TO STATE:

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LAW OF QUEUE:If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OFWORKSHOP:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM:When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with. :P


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