LAW OF QUEUE:If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OFWORKSHOP:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM:When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with. :P