Sunday, May 20, 2012

SRK ban rocks twitter

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SRK's Wankhede ban might have a 'Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa' status, but here's what the online janta thinks about King Khan and his future...

Shahrukh Khan was defending the good faith of civilian against abusive law officials! 

Anyway, Shahrukh Khan is an actor no? He can always sneak in to the next match at Wankhede disguised as Salman Khan or something.

Banning SRK from Wankhede is like...

Banning Gautam Gambhir from Mehboob Studios

Banning Sachin Tendulkar from Yash Raj Films

Sending an MMS and stopping it from talking

How is it going to make any difference?

Banning SRK from Wankhede would lead to...

SRK banning Riteish Deshmukh from Mannat

SRK slapping Riteish whenever he gets the chance

Genelia's disappointment at being thrown out of the Khan camp even before getting a chance to work with him. Uff, yeh in-laws!

Neha Dhupia changing her infamous statement from 'Only sex and SRK sell', to 'Only sex and bans sell'

Aamir Khan talking about 'atrocities on kids on the play ground' as an issue on this week's Satyamev Jayate

SRK climbing up the income tax building's terrace to watch the matches. Pehle uspe Dish sawaar tha, ab woh Dish par sawar hai!

Riteish singing with tears in his eyes, 'Papa toh band bajaayein'

SRK changing the script of Ra.One 2 - the villain will bomb the MCA stadium before G.One comes in and saves the rest of the Mumbai

And what if?

Ambani's son had picked a fight at Wankhede with MCA officials? By now, Vilasrao Deshmukh would have been banned for five years, and not SRK

But you see

Even if they allege bad behaviour, it's stupid! Do MPs get banned from Parliament when they fling microphones? - Suhel Seth

This cartoon banning is going too far now they have banned SRK from Wankhede - Dilip Cherian

Ban ne bigad di jodi!

Poor, poor Riteish Deshmukh. We can only imagine the torment he must be going through right now. With his films usually bombing, his only hope of relevance in the film industry was being under the benign shadow of King Khan. But now that papa Vilasrao Deshmukh has, literally, bajao-ed his band and banned SRK, Riteish's only chances of ever sharing screen space with Shah Rukh - at award functions - is also nixed. So, here are some pictures of them in happier times. Have a close look, for these may well be relegated to the pages of nostalgia now!

PS: With Twitter exploding after the episode, guess who has been blissfully (or conveniently) ignorant? Riteish, perhaps because he is away in Goa, or perhaps because he daren't take sides between papa and Khan, only tweeted about Goa's "charm", and Abhishek's Bol Bachchan ("looking super big-bro, can't wait"). Silence, in this case, is golden.

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